I'll get round to it. I swear.

Played my first keyboard at 5. 

Wrote my first song at 6.

First (and pretty much last) guitar lesson at 7. 

First computer at 10, started making tunes on it soon after.

Started learning bass at 14.

First group at 16, covering Megadeth & Metallica songs.

1990 - Bought an Atari ST, started covering several styles of electronic music.

1991 - First recordings with a 3 piece group as bassist.

1992 - MCP, first electronic artist name.

1995 - Biggest ever audience with a band - over 5000 - bassist in rock band.

1996 - Acquired first PC and a program called FastTracker